Agility smagility

Well, you know, if my mom would quit getting so confused we could do better!  She runs around the course flailing her arms and telling me stuff that doesn't make sense.  Then this other lady tried to get me to run with her...no way...I went back to my mom!  I don't know when I will be able to get my owner trained well enough to run a course - she must have a short attention span.....squirrel!